DRENCH YOUR CHEST IN TEMPORARILY-REDUCED-PRICED MAGIC!! According to our unorganized schedule scribbled on the back of two different pizza boxes, IT'S CUSTOMER APPRECIATION WEEK AGAIN AT ZEROFRIENDS! And THEY know YOU love your chest, so now they are gonna share some love for it too. They appreciate your chest! And your support! You are all human bras! So they say thank you. As of today and lasting thru Sunday, Feb 27, ALL T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE ON THE ZEROFRIENDS ONLINE STORE WILL BE ON SALE FOR $20 EACH! That's 8 entire dollars off of each one. That means if you buy 75 shirts, you can save $600 and go buy an iPad! SICK!
So yah, what are you waiting for, sale only applies to the shirts we have in stock on the store so run (with your finger-clicks) over to ZEROFRIENDS.COM and SET SAIL!