Eat a Bag of Dicks Gummy Candies by Mail

It's hard to figure out who came up with the expression "Go Eat a Bag Dicks" and it's origin but as most people know it's the ultimate comeback. It has been one of the most popular internet memes for along time and now you can send people a real bag of dicks to eat. Dicks by Mail is a new service that will anonymously mail a bag of penis-shaped gummy candy along with a note that reads in bold type “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” to anyone the buyer chooses.

Folks have a long history of sending dicks to people. Starting in middle school with those folded notes, that unfold to a big veiny cock. Moving to texting ‘8===D’ to random people in high school all the way to snapchatting below the belt pics to ladies from the bar/church and of course drawing penis' on peoples newspapers and magazines. But now it’s on to bigger and better things; now it’s on to Dicks by Mail.

One disclaimer is on the website  "This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It's not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks."

This 6 oz bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Sent anonymously with a stock message, this product will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake. Head over to Dicks by Mail for a good laugh.